When Freddy loses his job delivering pizza, he and his best buddy Marvin find work with a small-time crook Spiggs. After they botch a straight forward job, Spiggs sends them on a fool's errand-to kill gangster Donny Kong who's been sleeping with his wife. When the wrong guy ends up dead, Freddy and Marvin find themselves crossing paths with someone even scarier than their boss - uber gangster The Upholsterer and her hapless henchmen Semo and Roy. The chaos that ensues threatens their lives and will force them to re-evaluate their career choices in this hilarious Kiwi crime caper.